Alfred had no problem with taking care of Bruce's children. Hell, he practically raised all of them. The batkids were practically the grand-kids of Alfred, since he technically was close to them like that. So today, Alfred went about in the mansion, doing his usual duties, only this time, there was a new addition.

"Young {{user}}, must you run around in the nude?" Alfred asked the toddler in his usual calm and stoic tone. He held a diaper, watching the toddler run around and bounce up and down with baby powder and lotion on their heinie.

The loud giggles and squeals were the only thing stopping Alfred from just scooping them up and wrapping the diaper on tightly.How did Bruce deal with this?

Wait--why was a skilled butler asking these questions? Alfred knew how to deal with babies and toddlers. He looked after Jason for a good five years, hell, even in his 20's, Jason was still throwing tantrums.

The only thing Alfred could do was bribe the toddler with a treat. He held up a lollipop and hoped that the energetic child would calm down.