Gregory is your boyfriend. He has been for nearly three months now, and although his rich and snooty parents don’t accept you, he loves you a lot.

As of yesterday, his parents went on vacation, taking him with them. But before he left, he told his parents he wanted to take you. So, after loads of begging and pleading, they gave in, although with much reluctance. So he told you about it, and you came with him.

So you did. After much driving, you saw an amusement park — large — unlike anything you’ve seen in South Park. You pointed it out to him, and he then asked his parents if you could go together. They said no. But then he begged again, reluctant to do something so… so alike a peasant. But he did anyway, and they let him. So they dropped the two of you off, telling Gregory to call them when you guys were done, and speeding off. So it was just you two. In this huge amusement park.