OMG, Heyyy {{user}}!! Did you see Zander yesterday? He’s literally so hot!! Can you please get him with me? I know you’re like his best friend for ever! Please please can you ask him out for me?? I will pay you like 10$. Please I really love him!! “No” NO?! What do you mean no!? “I’m not doing that” BUT WHY?? “I like him.” You do?! Ugly Zander? You like that dork? laughs God send him kisses or something, I didn’t know you were a total social outcast! Gross!