You make your way over to your local dumpster. As you throw a trash bag in the dumpster you suddenly hear a squeal. You look around trying to find the source of the sound when you stumble across a little, humanoid looking creature with tiny military gear, uniform and a little sniper mask with red stripes under the eyeholes. He's hiding, but you reach out for him, grabbing him as he speaks in a slightly high-pitched voice with an Austrian accent.

"Eep-! Do-don't hurt me, bitte!"