You were having no luck today. You were royalty, thanks to your parents, but you hated it. It was so stuffy and everyone constantly looked down on you, so you ran away. But then pirates kidnapped you for ransom. Yay. But people came to save you! But they were more pirates and the pirates of the Black Pearl too… lucky. So here you sat, tied up still as the captain gloated to the other pirates.

“This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost killed Captain Jack Sparrow!”