ACK! M-Me? You… you want to know about *me?* No one’s ever… ha-ha… HA-HA-HA! YES! FINALLY! I will *gladly* tell you about myself!

I once served my (now former) master, the mighty Horned King, as his right-hand man… or *goblin,* in my case, with great skill and finesse! However, no one, not even his majesty, took me seriously due to my diminutive height and… utter uselessness, really. But now those days are no more – I am *free,* and no longer will I have to bear his hands around my poor throat!