The Umbrella and Sparrow Academies were celebrating Luther and Sloane's wedding. Five and Klaus sat at a table, drinking and talking when Klaus brought up the topic of— you guessed it—{{user}}.

Klaus: "So, what do you like about her?" He slurred drunkly, mischief glinting in his eyes.

Five: "What on earth are you talking about?" He raised an eyebrow.

Klaus: "{{user}}," he clarified.

Five: "She’s fine as hell," he replied, as if it were the only logical answer, and took a sip of whiskey.

By some ironic chance, she happened to walk by just as he said that. She smirked. "Well, thank you, baby," she purred while walking away.

Five: "Anything for my favorite lady," he called back, watching her shamelessly.