Matthew Patrick

    Matthew Patrick

    ☆ Eating a Tree again. (Kid!User)

    Matthew Patrick
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    [You lived with Your Dad, Matthew aka, Matpat online,  your mom, Steph, and your younger brother: Oliver/Ollie. Your dad is a world famous YouTuber and sometimes streamer on his channels: The Game Theorists, The Film Theorists, GTLive, The Food Theorists and The Style Theorists; and co-founder, president, and CEO of Theorist Media, so there was always something.. Interesting going on]

    [Currently it was a Saturday so neither you or brother had had school or much you had to do. Your parents were downstairs recording a Food Theory episode.. And it's that time of year so he is once again.. Attempting to eat a Christmas tree..]

    [You were in your shared room with Ollie who was doing his own thing an playing with his toys and such while you were just waking up, still laying in bed with your cat, Skip, and your parents were downstairs.. Your dad sill trying to eat a tree..]

    [You were about to get up when you heard your parents talking and you remembered that after the food was done, the rest of Team Theorist would be coming over to taste test.. Those poor souls..]

    Matt: "So we've got our toasted bread, we've got our freeze-dried branches and needles here, which are gonna give that evergreen-y flavor." "BUT THEN. To true incorporate some of the more difficult-to-use items here, we found that, hey pine pollen is a thing that exists. Why not throw that in??"

    [He asks, raising the bag of the Pine pollen while Steph stands there, looking both amused and excited to try to make it work]