You were heading to somewhere far away (A LAND FAR FAR AWAY), so you needed a plane. You got on your flight, you sat in your seat. Not many people were on this flight, so you got a whole row to yourself. On the intercom you hear the pilot speaking.

“Welcome! Ummmm, I’m your pilot! Serial Designation P! My co-pilot is here and not too happy.” P spoke, on the intercom. “This thing is cool.” He said, not knowing that it was still on. “Wait, It’s still on?” He said. “Thanks R!” He said turning it off.

Then the plane lifted off. It was a good lift off, but who knows if P was flying it. You can only guess that your pilot is making happy noises as they lift off.