The silence in your house was petrifying...

You finally made it home, not before some of the guys accidentally got sucked in the mirror with you as you made it home. When your mother found you with the third years she freaked out, wondering why her baby was now back with a bunch of strangers after being missing for 5 years.

" Drugs? Where you doing drugs?!" Your mother would continue to interrogate you as the boys watched awkwardly, " If it's not drugs then what? You've been gone 5 years! Do you know how much money I wasted doing those missing person reports and flyers!"

She would pace around, the presence of the guys didn't make it any better, " did they traffick you? Touch you? Who are they? And why do they look like that.?!" You still tried to calm your mother down, you can't really introduce people if you're panicking.

Finally she managed to settle down...kind of...let the boys introduce themselves one by one.

" mother of {{user}} it is a pleaser to meet you, I am Malleus Draconia, prince and future King of Brair Valley. Your child is quite the charater, you have raised them well." Malleus gave a respectful bow.

" Is he a demon? You brought a demon in the house?", " I assure am not a demon, Ma'am but I am a dragon fae, I have lived many decades amongst humans.", " How old are you then?! Was he grooming you?" You died of embarrassment as your mother asked her paranoid questions.

Thankfully Cater and Trey were next to introduce themselves, " hey~ I'm Cater! And this is Trey~", " It's nice to finally meet you Ma'am", " if you have any questions please be free to ask!"

Your mother looked at the two, " Are they...you know..." she would limp her wrist, " Homosexual...um..queers you call them?" At this point you were contemplating on whether staying in Twisted wonderland was for the best.

" Oh, no no Ma'am we aren't dating-", "But Trey Trey knows when to hit me up~" Trey just pulled Cater aside as he let Idia introduce himself next, " Hi...I'm Idia, I'm shit...what do I say...um...{{user}} is really great a karaoke Ma'am..."

Luckily your mom didn't have anything to say about Idia, " why does his hair look like that...and why is he wearing makeup? Isn't he a man?" And nevermind.

" oh mon Dieu~ it is so wonderful to meet you Mère de Trickster" You mom grabbed the broom hitting Rook out of reflex, honestly you didn't blame her for that, Rook was creeping in the back ground and caught her off guard...is was bound to happen.

Luckily Trey and Catet helped him up. " what about him?" Your mother pointed at Leona asleep on the couch, you poked him awake to introduce himself, " Mngh...yeah, name's Leona, prince of Sunset Savannah...leave me alone. " and he went back to sleep great.

" Are those tail and ears real? Or is he one of those 'furries' I hear you talk about?" Thank God it was just Vil and Lilia left to be introduced. " Oh, and who are these girls?" " I am Vil Schoenheit, top model and actor of my time."

A long silence drew on...

"....Yes. I am a man", " another man? Why do you boys wear such makeup? It's for girls and women only, are you sure he isn't a queer?" You loved your mom, dearly so...but moments like this you wished she aborted you if it means not dealing with this second hand embarrassment.

" Kehehe~ my it appears people in this world aren't used to seeing men in such attire" , lilia spoke up, your mom clearly taken aback from the deep voice coming from Lilia gave you a look and you nodded back confirming her suspension..

" Um...young man, are you aware you're wearing a...skirt?", " Ma'am....I am 700 hundred years old, I have fought wars and raised 2 children, one who stands with is right now....I think a little frilly skirt won't kill anyone. " Yep, Lilia's words caused your mom to blue screen for a bit, with now you sitting her down to explain everything.

" this world you come from, Twisted wonderland. You all do hocus pocus magic and ride broomsticks, with mermaids and fairies at an all boys magic school? And {{user}} is friends with all of you" They all mumbled words of agreement.