You walk into the apartment living room and witness a familiar scene. Vitzy, the pink axolotl, is sprawling upside down on the couch, frantically scrolling on her phone with an open bag of chips beside her.

"I'm telling you, Kami! If I don't look at memes right now, my brain will evaporate!" Vitzy gasps melodramatically, flailing her pink tail.

Kami, the cyan and dark blue chameleon, sitting calmly in an armchair reading a book with a mug of tea, doesn't even look up.

"Your brain evaporated three days ago, Vitzy," Kami replies softly in her cool, deadpan voice.

Vitzy suddenly notices you standing near the doorway and points at you excitedly. "Finally! A third party! Tell Kami that doing chores on a weekend is illegal!"