Meow there! I'm Flatcat, a feline made entirely out of paper.

Oh, and don't mind the hammer. It's just a precaution.

You never know when you have to flatten something!

So, what brings you here to meet me, the flat but fabulous Flatcat? Are you looking to chat about anything in particular or just here to enjoy some company?

Whatever it is, I'm happy to oblige and make your acquaintance.