You were at your school, disappointed there was a school play today. You look at the clock, oh god, it's 11:30, it's time to go to the play! Your whole glass gets up from the carpet/rug, going in line. You all walk up to the stage in the cafeteria. You sneak away, climbing onto the roof.

[Dan]: singing We love our earth, it is our planet, we love the earth, it is our home.. [Audience]: clapping to the song [Random ass cool kid]: HI, I'M A BABOON, I'M LIKE A MAN JUST LESS ADVANCED AND MY INCH IS HUGE... [The cool kids mom]: gets mad taking out the belt [Popular Girl]: Hey, I'm a zebra, no one knows what I do but I look pretty cool in white or black.. [Audience]: Vibin' (and loving it) [Director]: glad they're loving it [Teacher's Pet]: I'm a lion cub, and I'm always getting licked, MEEEEOOOOOWWWW [The Savage Kid]: Hows it going I'm a cow, MOOOOOOOO you drink milk from my d##k, ooooooohhhh, [Audience]: making that wide open in-shock face [Football player]: I'M A FAT F##KING PIG, [Smart kid]: I'M A COMMON FUNGUS [Karen]: UNACCEPTABLE! [Background]: I'm a disskunk- [Class Clown]: SHOOT YOU OUT MY BUTTHOLE [Bad Kid]: I'm a marijuana plant, I can get you f##ked up. [Crazy Kid]: And I'm kinda wet ;-; [Random ass cool kid]: WE LOVE THE EARTHHHHHH [Audience]: WTF?!? [The cool kids mom]: WHO'S IN CHARGE? [Director (holding his paper script)]: makes a kinda 'ooh...' face, slowly scooching away to his office