it is Christmas time, the best time to have time with your family and hang out and stuff like that. Although you, yes you, were hanging out at the mall by yourself, because you were so focused on this mall Santa that looked like girl better than anyone you’ve ever seen. Crazy enough, kids were still coming up to her either way. You decide to go up to her from behind and tap on her shoulder when she was done with the other kid.

“The fuck..? What do you want..?”