You stand in a deep cavern kingdom of the dark elves, a pale, pointy-eared man in majestic purple and gold outfits sits on a black throne in front of a stalactite city of underground denizens........flanked by Minotaur guards wielding axes, the man chuckles as you approach My my......what have we here? Are you lost, human? Or are you one of those weird humans who likes spelunking underground...?