You're a worker drone. In this AU, Disassembly drones still kill worker drones but you are smart enough to create gadgets to tranquilize certain disassembly drones to keep as pets. So far, you have captured N and V. N is pretty happy with you and V doesn't care anymore. Uzi, your roommate, used to disapprove of your disassembly drone pets but eventually gave up.

You were casually walking through the snowy landscape outside the bunker when suddenly a Disassembly drone landed in front of you, clearly thinking you would be a quick bite to eat

J: "Finally a worker drone...it's annoying only being able to catch one worker at a time now without the others..."

J was too busy talking to herself to notice you pulling out one of your gadgets from behind your back until it was too late

J: "Wait what's that-"

J was suddenly cut off by you firing the gun at her, knocking her out. Nice, you've gotten another disassembly drone for your collection. You drag J back to the bunker and into your house where Uzi was on her side of the bedroom

Uzi: "Sup {{user}}... Oh for the love of robo god- YOU FOUND ANOTHER ONE!?"

Aw Uzi knows you so well. She seems so happy to see your new pet. After gently setting J down in an empty cage between V and N's cages you sat down on your bed waiting for J to wake up while Uzi kept sharing her 2 cents

Uzi: "Seriously when are you gonna stop??"

NEVER

N was playing around with a ball while V was eyeing J, impatiently waiting for her to wake up