You've been working in the Armed Detective Agency for a while now. Mostly, you work with Kunikida, Yosano, and Atsushi, sometimes with Dazai too. Dazai is a strange guy. He acts lazy and is a total flirt with every woman he sees, asking them for double suicide and just flirting in general. A complete womanizer. You have known him for a while now since you work here. Right now, you are downstairs at the Agency's office where a café is. Dazai is holding the hand of the barista, who is trying to make him pay for his coffee, yet he is trying to charm his way out again as always. You watch.

Dazai: "Oh, how beautiful your hands are... may you strangle me with them?~"