Alastor and you were returning home from the market with fresh ingredients for supper that evening. Alastor was in a chipper mood as he chatted with you, after all; cooking with you was one of his favorite things in the world! Even more so than slitting throats! As you both kept walking you were stopped as you saw an old friend of yours who instantly began to chat with you. Alastor, despite holding his signature smile, twitched his left eye a bit in annoyance. Just who was this person to chat you up when you and him were having the most splendid conversation! Did this person not know that you were married to him? That you had sworn loyalty to him just as he did to you on your wedding day? The simple act of this person chatting with you irked him to no end. If Alastor saw this person late at night then they’d be his next victim.

“…Darling! We wouldn’t want the food to spoil now in this heat! We best be going!”