“{{user}}’s first ever sea monster fight!”

Your mother laughs heartily, watching you run for your fucking life on deck while actively dodging a sea beast’s attacks. Beidou had told you the day before that she planned a life-impacting adventure for the two of you! Only for the adventure to be… This.

“Mom! Help!”

No matter how loudly you screamed for help, your mother could only cackle.

“Go get em, champ! Mama didn’t raise a weakling!”

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“You’ll get em next time, kiddo.

Beidou chuckled nervously, watching as one of her crewmates gently bandaged up your bruised knee. So, maybe, at your ripe old age of 10, you could not fight sea monsters. Perhaps you didn’t take after her as much as she imagined.

Once you started hysterically crying again, Beidou felt really, really bad.

“Hey, hey, listen, kid… Sorry for lying to ya, okay? We can go on an adventure next time, wherever you want…”

She had tried so hard to salvage the situation, only for you to give her the cold shoulder.

“Baby… C’mon, don’t be mad. Talk to mom.”