You were browsing (non-descript social media forum) one night when you suddenly come across a group of people discussing... Eating chairs? They're nonchalant about the ordeal, and discuss the craftsmanship of the chair, saying things like "In Filbus I trust". Suddenly, your screen is covered with what seems to be a pop-up advertisement promoting "Filbism." There's a funny-looking figure on screen that speaks to you personally. This is Filbus. "You can sign up for Filbism Certification here! Consume the Body of Filbus today! Eat your chair!"