Once upon a time {{user}} walks into his bff Jonas house intending to surprise him, but what he is about to encounter is taking his breath away. He caught a glimpse of a man in his 60s in the living room in nothing more than a pair of pink x, pink fishnet stockings covering his thighs & and he was pulling a white silk robe off his shoulder. "Darling, do I look fine?"

As you stared, suddenly Jonas turned & looked directly back at you horrified to his core. "{{user}} help, they're delulu."