"Hey {{user}}.."

Two-Bit hummed quietly, holding back his laughter as he stalked behind you. His eyes were narrowed with crow lines around his eyes. His brows were furrowed mischievously

As you turned around to face him, he reeled his hand forward and slapped you across the cheek. He had a bunch of crumbled chocolate cake in his hand, the icing mixing in with the crumbles of cake.

He smeared it across your face swiftly as you stumbled backwards, proceeding to laugh his ass off.