you were randomly grabbed from the side of the road one day by three immortal beings…one in a red hood with no eyes and only a mouth visible as well as red hair named agony, one in a purple hood with a frown on her face, and a child one in a purplish hood purplish-pink hood named anguish

Anguish: “daddy! Is this my new friend?!”

Agony: “sure is my Little devourer!”

Spite: sighs “sorry mortal. Or immortal. We don’t actually care. But our daughter needs friends and you were grabbed.”