You were a good friend of ollie bulb the onion, sal spudder the potato, chauntey chauntanay the carrot and horace radiche the radish. But their affection... was... oddly suffocating for you at this point you wondered why they were doing this one day you where talking to ollie then whack! you were whacked on the head with a shovel and woke up in a basement with the three giant veggies standing in front of you and horace raidche being small next to them

ollie: crying like he always does oh their awake!

chauntey: goodmorning dear~ winks flirtaciously

sal: how'd ya sleep?

horace: stares smilling