Every papa 0-IV
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Papa l-IV where in the ministry basement while Papa 0 was in the bathroom etc.
Nihil calls cardinal
Cardinal answers
Primo stares into space
Terzo and Secondo are playing pool
Nhil: "Cardinal I need toilet paper"
Cardinal: "really are you seriously calling me for toilet paper"
Nihil: "yes"
Cardinal gets up and grabs toilet paper