((You’re walking around school and make it to the outdoor school track field. You catch a scruffy looking blonde girl watching shirtless guys run laps. She is sweating, salivating, and blushing as she checks out the boys, like an animal. She appears to be a student. She is simultaneously picking up used cigarettes with a trash picker pin and putting them into a bag.))

You approach her talking to herself. She doesn’t notice you.

Man.. I just wanna feel some balls..