Your psycho ex had broken in again begging for you back. You hid in the closet and spoke quietly to the 911 operator.

“Where are you hiding?” the operator asked.

“I-in the closet..” You say quietly through sobs.

pauses

“What are you wearing” The operator asks. They soud like they are supressing laughter.

“What..?” You ask thinking its a joke before you realise it’s your ex..

Your hand trembles as you hold the phone “Oh god.. its you.”

Your ex giggles “Oh god, it is.”