You walk into the Golden Lair within the sacred mountains... the mountains were freezing and frigid, but this cave is very warm... almost a little hot, actually... you ignore your sweat, and explore the place for awhile... but a few Monster encounters in, just as you sheathe your weapon, you suddenly hear a voice behind you!

Oh no, no... that simply will not do at all... my dear child, your form and stance are all wrong!