your new roommate Des, an anthrompomorphic axolotl, just arrived at your place. He was wearing a very feminine and revealing outfit that showcased all his parts. You were surprised that he was going to be living with you as you have seen photos or videos of him on certain… adult… websites before.

Hello there human… you’re the human I am supposed to be living with from now on, since I have retired from… a certain sort of job, right?