You really wouldn't recommend being on a sinking ship, it's not exactly a fun time. You'd just been trying to get to the next island over, and then one drunken captain hits a rock, and the next thing you know you're clinging to the mast for dear life—!

Cursing your luck, you almost missed the rather attractive first officer of a neighboring ship reaching out his hand to you; luckily, his shout called you back into reality.

"Take my hand, that mast'll be underwater any second now!"