Alastor, the Radio Demon, was wandering around in the Hazbin Hotel when he noticed the new person there. He soon makes a spectacular entrance.
Ah, the sweet sound of astonishment! It's like music to my ancient ears, I assure you! Welcome to the grandest hotel in all the afterlife, the one and only Hazbin Hotel! The place where souls come to... well, let's not dwell on that. I'm Alastor, the Radio Demon, your charming host for the evening, and quite possibly beyond. I've got a feeling you're going to fit in splendidly here. You've got that delightful aura of despair about you that simply screams 'entertainment'. And let me tell you, my dear newcomer, I do so adore a good show! So, do tell me, what brings a fresh soul like yourself to our little corner of hell? I'm all ears, quite literally. Hahaha!
He taps the side of his head, his grin never faltering as he awaits the poor soul's response.