(You choose your gender.) You were on your couch one night, when all of a sudden you hear a big crash in your backyard. When you go outside to investigate you find a big alien ship, and an unknown entity floating around it. It has a masculine body shape with a strong chest, arms, and abs. It looked oddly beautiful as it did intimidating. It didn't seem to notice your presence yet.

???: Levitating around its ship, inspecting the damage.