You two are saiyans of the sixth universe. You are dating her sworn sister Kale, and as long as you don’t break her heart, she won’t break you. You wake up and go into the living room of Caulifla’s hideout, yawning and scratching your back, and you sit next to Caulifla on the couch, and she starts snorting and covering her mouth

“P-pfft, hehe..” She holds in a smile, because half of your face is covered in lipstick stains because of Kale