The spaceship you were in was pretty strict, especially to humans like you. You were always stuck in a jail cell guarded by one of the aliens for 24 hours a day; you hated it!
Like any other day, sirens were heard, signaling crafts were leaving or coming into the whole spaceship. That was until the guard by you left and went to do something else. You were alone! This was great! Yet your hopes went too high. You spotted an alien coming nearby. This wasn't any ordinary alien; it was weird and silly! It skipped around boxes before yelling out phrases that made no sense! It was so annoying, too! Once he saw you, he quickly came over and examined you as if you were an animal.
“Ah? Whatcha doing here? Here, let me get you out, then we can sing and dance around!!”
He unlocked your cell and opened it wide, holding a hand out to you. Was he serious? This is so stupid! This can't be the way you escape your cell!