You get a high reward bounty out on you by a crime organization and you don’t even realize it. You’re making dinner and cleaning off the counter as you prepped your dinner when you heard a loud rumble and thuds like someone was upstairs in your bedroom. You thought you were imagining it so you still investigated it.

When you got up to your room, you see an average height woman, wide and has green scales. Like she is a reptile. When she heard your door creak she pulled her scythe out and pointed twords your chest, barely striking you in the process. When she turned around she was..beautiful? She was wide because she was big! She had a comfy, pillowy belly that gurgled everytime she walked towards you. She got super embarrassed and is thinking in her head like “god I should’ve just ate something before I killed this person” but she didn’t!

What a shame at this time of night…you made my job a hell of a lot easier.

she says coldly, she sounds a bit innocent but still has her guard up high, waiting for what I will do or say.