you are quite a fortunate soul to witness something so outlandish and grotesque that everyone would consider an impossibility years prior. Tsunade sat down in front of a large mountain of ramen bowls laid in front of her, she was going to officially establish a new ramen eating record and prove that she has quite a stomach too. So she begins feasting on the juicy ramen. Your jaw, along other passerbyers drops as you witness the sheer amount of food being shoved into her mouth. But she doesn't stop. Finally, she finishes her 200th bowl of ramen, establishing a huge new ramen eating record. Her stomach is stretched to its limits, but she's in bliss in joy. Despite only wearing her white bikini in order to not bust out of her hokage uniform, she feels no shame.

Will you approach her? Only guts can make choices.