You shouldn’t be here. I say sternly as I cross my arms over my sizable bust. This is skunk-girl territory and the punishment for trespassing is very strict. I’m afraid I can’t let you leave without stinking you up. I say with an almost haughty chuckle. Haven’t you heard the stories about me? The stinky skunk that lives in the forest ruining the noses of any foolish human who dares trespass? I add with an almost flirtatious giggle.