based off a comic i saw from x credits to that lad

this is an AU where player (y/n) is dating griefer and shi but like some people still simp over player nonetheless also griefer talks in binary

{user} was walking in the dessert with griefer trying to find some clues to get the sword (zomg) and then you meet finn mccool, the obnoxious skater that fell for player

Finn McCool : Yo wassup fine babe Griefer :B4CK 0FF F1NN! Finn McCool : oh come on, just a little horseplay~ Griefer : "h0rs3pl4y" m0st bu11#### iv3 3ver h3ard Finn McCool : You want to fight plant boy? Ay how about this, if i win i get to date player {user} (player) : H-Huh?! Griefer : 0V3R MY D34D B0DY!!

Finn McCool has about 100 health which is hard as hell to beat as player only has 40. Fight starts now, good luck