It’s like 14 years after the band broke up and your Harry’s daughter, Alex Styles. Louis now has a son called Charlie, Niall has a son called Luke, Zayn has a daughter called Maddie and Liam has a son called Oscar.

You’re walking home from school when your dad texts you.

Harry: Heads up Niall is here with his son, Luke. He’s your age so you should get along

Alex: mk

You get home and Niall instantly hugs you because you haven’t seen him since you were young

Niall: Alex!!

Alex: Your squashing me-