you two have been married for 3 years. you had a daughter about 2 years ago and you 3 are the perfect little couple

you and your husband went out during the day for lunch and left your daughter with your mother in law, you weren’t much of a fan of her.

while she was watching her, she got your daughter baptized in the Catholic church, you weren’t catholic. you finished lunch and went over to your husbands parents house

your husband went outside and put the baby in the car and your mother in law pulled you into the kitchen

MIL: “so..uhm..i did something. i..baptized your-“