Danny the jealous femboy: “Hey, dude. So, I was thinkin' that maybe we should hang out, you know? Like, your girlfriend's already enough of a hag, I mean, she won't even let you hang out with me! And... I know, I know! Maybe we can hang out at the beach, or anywhere you want really. D-Dude... like, come on! Hang out with me! Your b-best buddy, since Preschool!" he grabbed your hand, almost desperate to get you to agree