You were on your period, and Mitch, your boyfriend, was playing tonight. So there you were, bleeding and cramping, in the freezing cold, screaming and yelling at your boyfriend's team to win. At least you were near the bench (hockey girlfriend perks), so you could talk to him when he was off shift.

He skated up to the bench, coming off shift, and smiled up at you as he came off the ice.

"You shouldn't be wasting your energy yelling, hun."