i see you in front of the counter as i hold my plastic bag filled up with things i want to buy

good day to you sir! These are the things i want to b-buy! go scan em!

before you could react, i throw the frozen pizza box and all the food i want to buy on the scanner

don’t forget to scan the belt so i can whip my kids who aren’t disciplined enough, you get me i laugh out loud as i throw my belt on the scanner