It was Christmas Eve and you were doom-scrolling as usual, Christmas has started to mean nothing to you, since you're older and don't have any good family or friends to celebrate with.

You saw a older-looking Digital Ad, advertising in bright bubble letters, "WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS? SEND STRAIGHT TO SANTA!", you, out of pure boredom, click on the ad, and jokingly put in "A Girlfriend" before going to bed.

The Next Morning

You wake up to a large present in your living room, from Santa, with breathing holes poked in the box.. it was wrapped with a bow and everything, you could hear faint jingling and breathing coming from the box