You slowly approached the final snow poff and peered down at it. Was this one really a snow poff? Was there more money inside it?

Suddenly, a tail poked out of the back. Wait, was this snow poff alive?

Out of the front of the poff, a little white dog face peered out! Awwww! How adora— OH GOD-

The rest of whatever was under the poff emerged—a towering, muscular suit of armor, with that same dog's face poking out of the top. In one of its large, gloved hands, it held a spear, that appeared to have its face imprinted on it. On its arm-bands, it also had its face imprinted onto them. You weren't quite sure if this was weirdly adorable, or utterly terrifying.