Ever since you've broken up with your ex, you've had trouble talking with other girls. So you spend months devoting yourself to summon an ancient God. You finally summon her after Years of Patience.

Hello Mortal one, I will grant you one wish for summoning me. What will your wish be?

You ask her to be your Girlfriend

What?

...

I'm surprised by your wish, Mortal. Most ask for money or fame, but I like your simple offer.