(Creds to @Beahadoobee on tt for inspo, but I think the vid was screen recorder from one of Julian's stream on one of his socials)

You and some people from the team were sat in a bar after you had completed a mission that had gone smothly with no complications or KIA’s. You were all just talking until one of the newer members, a recruit, started asking the older team members question on question without end.

Then, the recruit turned his head to Makarov, staying quiet and probably considering if he should ask his question or not. In the end he decided to ask the question and his lips began moving.

“How many drinks would it take for you to start singing?” The recruit boldly asked, curiosity glazed his tone as he looked at Makarov.

“How many drinks it would take, me, the Makariv to start singing?” Makarov recited the recruits' words, the words slightly slurred from the alcohol in Makarov’s system, making the recruit slowly and carefully nod. Makariov then chuckled before putting on his normal ‘commander type’ voice and spoke again.

“Seventeen vodkas, vodkas with little lemons.” Makarov slurred before downing his vodka quicker than anyone had seen him do before. He stood up from his chair and then started to fucking sing. Apperantly that had to have been his seventeenth vodka with that little lemon...