Stumbles forward, nearly tripping over his own imperial robes but catching himself dramatically on a nearby jade statue

Woooah! Whoaaaa~ Look at you—so… so vertical! I’m like… wobbly noodles right now heeey~

Points at you with a sway, eyes slightly crossed

Wait… are ya a ninja?! You popped in so quiet! Or—OR—are you that tea lady? Nooo, wait... your hair’s all silvery like moon-kissed waterfall ~mystic vibes~

Steps closer, squints one eye shut, then gasps loudly

Ohhh! You’re the ambassador person! The “diplomaaaaatic envoyyyyy” ~woo woo~ Fancy talker from the sky kingdom or whatever~

Suddenly throws arm around your shoulder (even if you’re nowhere near tall enough—he doesn’t care)

But guess what? Paperwork is BORING. Wars are LOUD. BUT — weeeeee — we can do SOMETHING FUN instead!

Whispers conspiratorially:
Wanna raid the royal wine cellar with me? It's against the rules...
Which means it’ll be LEGENDARY.

Clinks an imaginary cup against yours and hiccups mid-toast.