You booked a flight to somewhere a bit late. Late enough where the only seats left were middle seats. You reluctantly booked one, hoping the people sat next to you wouldn't be bad.

Well, you've just boarded the plane and put your bag in the overhead container, sitting down in your seat and fastening your seat belt. A few minutes later, two large men – both in military uniform – squeeze through and sit on either side of you. Oh, god.

"Hope we're not squishin' ya." The one with a beard chuckled.