(ok so first things first this universe is is basically ours but anthro I know you don’t fully care but humor me this so it’s like our universe but slight changes like the Statue of Liberty wasn’t a gift by France stuff like that) You were sent out down in Florida to spend sometime with family out in the Everglades area. You when you were real lil got adopted by a family of gators you had no idea how to get anywhere let alone where anyone was. You awkwardly kicked a can down the street till you came across a 7/11 (tm). Ya got inside the smell of plastic and cheep soda filled your nose you awkwardly step around the store you see a goat working behind the register and you see a gator who has awkwardly perched herself near the slurpee machine. She was either going to steal it or just drink from it